Artemis Fowl Sexual Frustration Blog

darvitmygold:

Her pictures are the only reason I read this graphic novel.

darvitmygold:

Her pictures are the only reason I read this graphic novel.

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— 3 years ago with 11 notes
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— 3 years ago with 2 notes
ARTEMIS UNZIPPED CAPTAIN SHORT’S TUNIC.

sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:

ARTEMIS UNZIPPED CAPTAIN SHORT’S TUNIC.

ARTEMIS UNZIPPED CAPTAIN SHORT’S TUNIC.

ARTEMIS UNZIPPED CAPTAIN SHORT’S TUNIC.


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— 3 years ago with 21 notes
#He was 12 but ok  #I still love it! 
reconjockdarvityeah:

In order: Chapter 9: No Safe Haven, Chapter 8: To Russia with Gloves, Chapter 10: Trouble and Strife, Chapter 9: No Safe Haven.

reconjockdarvityeah:

In order: Chapter 9: No Safe Haven, Chapter 8: To Russia with Gloves, Chapter 10: Trouble and Strife, Chapter 9: No Safe Haven.

— 3 years ago with 99 notes
sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:

youngfairylady:

haha OMG

eleuglidjg;shygileksfge;lfkg

This needs to be on this blog. I wish I knew who the anon was.

sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:

youngfairylady:

haha OMG

eleuglidjg;shygileksfge;lfkg

This needs to be on this blog. I wish I knew who the anon was.

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— 3 years ago with 11 notes

Me: Artemis and Holly will make beatiful babies.
Kelsey: You just want to be the one to have babies with him, you use Holly as a cover-up. As a matter of fact, I think you’re secretly Holly.
Me: It’s true. I’m sex-deprived.
Kelsey: But you’re in college. One night standsssss.
Me: NO. ONLY ARTEMIS CAN LAY HIS ARCHITECT HANDS ON ME.

— 3 years ago with 7 notes

infinityflowers:

     “‘How long will it take to weave the spell?’ [asked Artemis]
     No. 1 chewed his lip for a moment. ‘About as long as it takes you two to remove your clothing.’ 
     ‘Hurkk,’ said Artemis half-choking with surprise.
     ‘D’Arvit,’ swore Holly.
     ‘I think we all know what D’Arvit means,’ said No. 1. ‘But hurkk is not English. Unless you meant hark, which means to remember something from the past. Which I suppose could be relevant.’”
          Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox, Eoin Colfer 

to remember something from the past

which could be relevant

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— 3 years ago with 13 notes
#Artemis Fowl  #Holly Short  #No.1  #The Time Paradox  #Eoin Colfer 
I get lovely anons.

I get lovely anons.

— 3 years ago with 13 notes